5.26.2008

Mind Invasion

John Huer wrote an opinion piece in the Korea times which said that Koreans should not be protesting the importation of American beef, they should be protesting the "virus" of American culture.
While they are out there with their candles lit over American beef, all of Korea is being overcome by a mind invasion from a wholly alien culture against which Korea has no known antidote. For no other society, except the U.S. itself, can afford to be so "American" and remain culturally sane.

Yeah I don't really understand this whole "invasion" thing. I mean I think Korea has its culture pretty solidly in place. It's kinda like saying that the British should be worried about the invasion of American culture...or the Japanese. I just give two shits about the whole "culture" thing. Kimchi is always going to be called Kimchi, and a Hanbok is always going to be a Hanbok. Despite the hundreds of failed "hub" attempts in Korea, it is certainly a "hub for museums on anything and everything remotely Korean". Thing is, some Koreans have a funny way of expressing themselves, and they end up looking a tad stupid. It goes a little like this:

give me STARBUCKS! give me BURGER KING! give me NIKE! give me STARCRAFT! give me HARVARD! give me VISA WAIVERS! give me..ZOMFG! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! is that US beef you are trying to give me? Why you gotta be taking over Korea¡¯s culture of mad expensive cattle farming yo? That shit just ain¡¯t right.

5.25.2008

"Don't pretend to be innocent."

Wow, this NYT article on how the Chinese are trying to improve their English skills before the Olympics is uber hilarious.

Here are some classic quotes:
when I asked my students about their aspirations, the first boy yelled, "When I grow up, I want to be a foreigner!"
On the blackboard, I wrote down the English for fry-cook, road builder and - for a girl who called herself Cher - fashion designer. She pointed at a classmate and said in English and Chinese, "His father is a prisoner!"

The police, 60 percent of whom are supposed to be competent in English in time for the Olympics, study from a book called "Olympic Security English." Dialogues called "Dissuading Foreigners From Excessive Drinking" and "How to Stop Illegal News Coverage" introduce useful phrases like "Don't pretend to be innocent.¡±
Now those are some classic quotes!

5.23.2008

When twitter is down...

http://whentwitterisdown.com/ is a good site to click through while you are waiting for twitter to come back online.

5.20.2008

Wrong again Chosun Ilbo!

In today's online Chosun Ilbo, an article entitled "Strong Exports Fuel Continued Climb of Aussie, Canadian Dollars" states:
"In the early 2000s, one U.S. dollar was worth 1.40 Canadian. The greenback had trumped the Canadian dollar for more than a century, since the American Civil War in 1864."
This is simply not true, and where the Chosun Ilbo got this "fun fact" is telling of the kind of 'hard work' their journalists do. I mean seriously kids, learn to use the wikipedia and google news to at least steal correct information!
"The Canadian dollar's latest rise reignited chatter of the currency reaching parity with the greenback, a level it has not been at since November 1976." - Seattle Times.
I could post far more quotes like this...but then i'd have done more work than englishnews @ chosun.com.

I'd upload the image comparing CAD/USD if blogger was functional, but its not, so go here.

5.15.2008

The end of porn in Korea

This is an extension to a comment (below) that I made in a thread on the Marmot's Hole. regarding Korea's "NEW?" war against pornography. Anyone capable of searching Google News for "Korea Pornography" will find that the war is hardly new.

May 14, 2008
'War Against Pornography' Starts

March 26, 2007
'South Korea blocks foreign porn sites'

2006
Korea seems to have been porn problem free

April 15, 2005
'S. Korea cracks down on online porn'

June 07, 2004
'Cleaning Up Korean Cyberspace'

2003
Korea seems to have been porn problem free

April 04, 2002
'Portal Webmasters Indicted for Failing to Stop Pornography'

August 14, 2001
'Cracking down on cybercafes'

November 22, 2000
'South Korea: Prosecutors to crack down on cyber terrorists...'

April 20 1999
South Korea: Prosecution to stage crack down on pornography

I'm sure this goes back even further. What does this prove? It's impossible to get rid of porn, pron, pr0n, etc...

Online porn came later in life for me than it does for kids these days. I relied on mags and VHS. And when BBS¡¯s and the net came to be¡¦boy was that amazing. But during all of that, I was also provided sex education by elementary and high school teachers,my parents, and my older brother. Of course it was awkward at the time, but at least I knew what was what.

With so many hotties prancing around on tv in saucy outfits, it¡¯s no wonder kids are watching pron to see what goes on under those skimpy skirts and knee socks¡¦because if they weren¡¯t that would be even more fucked up.

The fact is, both parents and teachers need to step up to the plate, teach kids about sex and sexual etiquette when their kids are young.

If a kid can go to the bathroom in a subway station and buy a condom for 500won, he/she should be told how to use it by a parent and a teacher.

If a kid can go to a pc room and find porn littering the cache and downloads folder, he doesn¡¯t need to use his pc at home to download that onto his phone, usb, psp, pdp, etc.

Kids aren¡¯t stupid, but if their only guidance is that crazy fucked up video they saw of a guy parting the lips of a pussy with surgical implements while fifty guys ejaculate on the chicks face . . . his/her knowledge regarding sex and sexual etiquette is going to be rather skewed, don¡¯t you think?

5.14.2008

Textbook Politics

I don't remember much about my Canadian history textbooks. I do remember that they, like most of my textbooks, were worn and that many students before me had used them. If a new textbook did come out, it was simply a new edition of the same book with grammatical errors fixed. Often, parts of the class used a second edition, while other classmates used a first or third. The content and page number rarely differed by much.

History is, as it is said, written by the victor, so I take for granted whether or not the Canadian history I was taught leaned left or right. I like to think it simply moved through the center and provided a broad understanding of a subject that any interested student could then delve into independently or focus on at university. I also like to think that I was afforded teachers who, if they did not agree with a statement or positions expressed within the textbook, provided alternative interpretations and ideas. That, to me, displayed their passion for the subject they were teaching. By the middle of high school, I knew if a teacher was conservative, liberal, or didn't give a fuck and was simply waiting for his/her pension.

Nevertheless, I am sure there are groups in Canada who don't want evolution taught in schools, want various novels banned because a few pages mentioned feltching or some other 'vulgarity'...but I just didn't notice. Despite my Roman Catholic elementary and high school education, I was taught evolution. I was also taught 'religion', but that was simply a subject included alongside science, math, history, politics, English, etc. I think the only time I felt religions evil hand was when my school refused to install 'ministry of health mandated' condom machines in the bathrooms.

It's not that I didn't give a shit, I just didn't rely on the education system to provide me with 100% of my information. I also don't think that my education was politicized to the point where books were being edited, re-edited, changed, burned, corrected, or replaced due to who was sitting in government at the time. I read books on my own, read a newspaper everyday, and discussed various topics with teachers whom I respected and friends who had the same interests. Most of my classes involved writing essays which required me to actually enter a library and research topics on my own, and so over the course of my high school life, I gained more knowledge outside of the classroom than I did inside it.

Now that I am older, I understand that I was afforded an education quite a bit better than the education provided in other countries. I don't think I am smarter than everyone else because of it, as I didn't really take school/marks very seriously. I just think my high school education, in hindsight, was provided to me effectively. Those who excel in different systems would, in my opinion, excel even more in the system I participated. Why? Because students were encouraged to ask questions.

Asking questions is so critical to education because it keeps the teacher on his/her toes, and may indeed help the teacher to improve his/her teaching methods. Asking questions and questioning the status quo is what makes any system good (Democracy is an example), and while I was in high school, asking questions was important, as it made up what was called 'the participation score'. That is what I excelled at. I always questioned and challenged my teachers. Some of them hated me for it, but some of them enjoyed my banter. From what I can tell, questioning a teacher in Korea is pure suicide, as Korea is a rote learning system and what the teacher says (hence, the textbook) is LAW, and should not be questioned.

I still remember coming to Korea in 2002 and seeing a TV commercial for YAHOO Korea. The commercial was set in a university lecture hall. A student put his hand up and asked the professor a question. When he finished his question, the teacher scowled and grimaced and the entire class fled in panic, leaving the questioning student sitting all alone looking scared. The message? Don't embarrass yourself by asking the teacher a question; ask YAHOO! One might shrug and say "bah! It's just a commercial", but of all the skills my students lacked, it was asking questions. Very rarely did a student tell me they did not understand something in class. Very rarely did a student put up their hand to ask a question other than "can I go to the bathroom?". If, after explaining something, I went around the room and asked individual students if they understood, they would answer truthfully, but rarely did they stop me to express their opinion, ideas, or question me. I can only imagine how scared they were to do such things in the actual school system, let alone a language institute.

Perhaps this is why textbooks are such a steamy issue in countries that use the rote learning system. Textbooks have been at the center of controversy in Korea, Japan, and other rote learning systems because the textbooks are biblical, and students study them as 100% factual and are not encouraged to question what they say.
"In recent years, high school textbooks of United States history have come under increasing criticism. Authors such as Howard Zinn (A People's History of the United States), Gilbert Sewall (Textbook Publishing), and James W. Loewen (Lies My Teacher Told Me) make the claim that U.S. History textbooks contain mythical untruths and omissions, which paint a whitewashed picture that bears little resemblance to what most students learn in universities. Inaccurately retelling history, through textbooks or other literature, has been practiced in many societies, from ancient Rome to the Soviet Union. History textbooks are not subjected to review by professional academics, nor can authorship of a high school textbook be used to advance an academic toward tenure at a university. The content of history textbooks thus lies entirely outside the academic forum of fact and social science and is instead determined by the political forces of state adoption boards and ideological pressure groups." (wikipedia)
The above states that "the content of history textbooks thus lies entirely outside the academic forum of fact and social science" and that the contents are "determined by political forces" which can't be good for a country like Korea. I say this because I have noticed that with every new President comes new Ministry heads, and when they are appointed, they want to make a lot of changes and are pressured to tow the party line. Thus, with each new administration, talk of text book content becomes and issue, and text books are changed.

Donga.com illustrates this point with an article published on their English website.
"In response to criticism over the biased contents of modern history and social studies textbooks, the government has decided to overhaul their contents. To this end, the government will add governmental and non-governmental agencies and relevant experts to the Council for Better Curriculum and Textbooks created in 2005, and correct textbooks from the first semester of 2009."

How is this plan good for those learning history and social studies NOW? Why doesn't the government simply provide teachers with supplemental material that incorporates the "different" or "corrected" point of view? Isn't this cheating students who won't be learning the same material in 2009?
"The Gwanghwamun Cultural Forum held a luncheon forum entitled ¡°The Lee Myung-bak Government¡¯s Policy on Education and Science¡° at the Sejong Center for the Performing Arts on Wednesday. At the forum, Education, Science and Technology Minister Kim Do-yeon announced his decision to correct lopsided textbook contents."
They don't even bother to hide the fact that the new policy is in direct correlation with the new administration. Thus enters the fact that "The content of history textbooks thus lies entirely outside the academic forum of fact and social science and is instead determined by the political forces of state adoption boards and ideological pressure groups."
"In response to the comment, ¡°Some people have argued that students have biased knowledge of history since textbooks approved by the former education ministry have some problems,¡± Kim said, ¡°Korea¡¯s modern history should be a source of pride. Therefore, it is not right to look down at our modern history. I think our history textbooks and education are a bit biased to the left.¡± "
Exactly, the previous Minister had it wrong, but the NEW Minister is going to CORRECT his/her mistakes simply because towing the party line means moving from the "progressive left" to the "pragmatic right".
"At the same time, the ministry believes that recently used history textbooks do not reflect a diversified historical consciousness since they were written and reviewed only by historians. It plans to encourage social scientists to participate in textbook writing and reviewing to ensure content diversity."
A history textbook written by a historian? That is an abomination!!! Until the Korean government stabilizes education, makes it less of a political issue, and places more emphasis on deep understanding, critical thinking, and problem solving rather than the cramming and mere memorization of facts, I fear the textbook controversy shall be an issue society-at-large will have to deal with whenever a new President is voted into power.

Korean Competitiveness

According to an article in the Korea Times, "South Korea ranked 31st in competitiveness among 55 countries, falling behind Thailand, the International Institute for Management Development (IMD) said Wednesday."

Perhaps there is good reason Korea is becoming less competitive. According to Maeil Business News, Korean and Japanese digital TV producers are currently embroiled in a war to gain larger market share by slashing prices. "The price war in the U.S. market was initiated by Japan¡¯s Sony which had executed a drastic price cut at the end of last year, with other LCD TV makers following suit. Yet, Sony lowered its LCD TV prices additionally this month in a bid to draw more customers." That's called competition. Isn't it?

"Samsung Electronics has pulled down the price of its 40-inch full-HD LCD TVs to $1,299 at major U.S. electronics retailer Best Buy -- $500 lower than three months ago and a whopping 40 percent discount of the price tag in the domestic market."

Koreans pay more for Korean produced products because they have no other alternative. Right? Perhaps that's why "The United States topped the list [competitiveness among 55 countries] as it did last year". Perhaps its because the US market is open and companies COMPETE to win customers.

When I tell people I live in Korea, they almost always mention or seem to think that I get serious discounts on hard drives and other electronic components because I live in a country which produces them. I am rather embarrassed when I tell them they get a better price. Its shameful really.

Also,
Yoon Ja-young, the author of the Korea Times article uses the email chizpizza @ korea times.co.kr. Am I to trust the written word of a journalist who uses the email CHIZPIZZA? I just don't get it. At what point did he/she think "hey, this is appropriate!"

5.12.2008

Professionalism

I was reading an article in today's The Korea Times which spoke of how Koreans are turning away from beef and consuming more pork. Blah blah blah, this issue is so tired I can't even begin to write about it. If you want coverage of the AMERICAN BEEF IS SATAN issue, check out the Marmots Hole.

Anyway, back to the article "Korea Turns From Beefy Country to Porky One", by Oh Young-jin, a Staff Reporter with the Korea Times. Apparently this professional and highly qualified journalist has the email address foolsdie @ gmail . com. Now that is hilarious!

I often wonder why so many Korean professionals have such unprofessional email addresses. It's really strange having someone who wants to do business tell you their email address is "sparkly_princess@", "afghanistan@", or "twinkle_toes@". Call me old fashioned and out of touch, but in my opinion, a professionals email should be either his/her name (youngjin.oh@), or a variation of his/her name(yjoh@). I also don't think someone should post their alternative email address. Why does Oh Young-jin not have a @Koreatimes email? It just makes the Korea Times look small time and unprofessional.

5.08.2008

Creative Constipation

I feel like my brain is turning to mush because my job does not challenge me at all. I spend a good part of my day at work reading the news, checking up on flickr, reading various blogs, commenting on various blogs, and basically not thinking very hard on much of anything. I used to write quite a bit. I used to write idealistic rants regarding politics and society, and I used to complain about how imperfect my life was. In general, life is pretty awesome these days.

Nevertheless, I very much feel that I have become creatively constipated. I know there are creative energies inside of me just waiting for a chance to spring forth, but something is blocking them. Something has made me lazier, more passive, and less inclined to give a shit. Of course there are spurts of energetic creation. I revamped chiamattt.com a couple of months ago and I still like exploring the city with my camera. But it just doesn¡¯t feel like enough. I have ideas, I have notions, and I have impulses, but for some reason I make a lot of internal excuses not to act upon them. Sooky would say that I¡¯m just old, and old people do less. That may be partly true, but I still feel young at heart.

In my opinion, there are three things I need to do in order to free myself from this creative constipation. The first is to clean up my diet and eat healthier food. I don¡¯t think my current diet is crazy bad, but I do need to consume a greater amount of fresh fruits and vegetables. The second is to read more books. While I read a lot of news and webstuffs, I don¡¯t read enough fiction and non-fiction books. The third is to get more exercise. I am out of shape and should start trying to get into better shape. I know I¡¯ll never have a six pack, but shedding a couple of dozen pounds would do me, and my health, a lot of good. I have been walking quite a bit, but I need to walk more, and broaden the number of muscles I¡¯m working.

Perhaps the biggest stumbling block to these three improvements is how drained and lethargic I feel everyday at 6pm when I leave the office after having done nothing work-related all day. I do check the job boards for other things, and I do get ¡®positive¡¯ things done while I sit at the desk, but when one has nothing job-related to do between 9am and 6pm for days-, weeks-, sometimes months-on-end, it¡¯s hard to leave work fresh faced and full of energy.

I have noticed that when I¡¯m busy at work (when it rains it pours), my day goes by quickly and when I leave I¡¯m ready for more. I¡¯m ready to get other things done. By the end of a nothing-week, I¡¯m ready for my computer chair and tv downloads.

Despite my lack of creative juice, I vow to start a regiment of exercise and healthier eating. I¡¯ve already started walking for about 30-45 minutes on my way home after work, and I have made great effort not to eat after 8pm. It¡¯s a start, and I hope to see some results sooner than later. Maybe I should also start drinking and smoking less. Baby steps I say. Baby steps.

5.06.2008

Simplicity

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
-Leonardo da Vinci

I could not agree more, and that's why I have decided to use blogger. While their wsiwyg editor could use some added features, blogger allows me to host off of chiamattt.com without having to fiddle with mysql. That is ++ in my books.


Mr. Scruffy

I woke up this morning, made my coffee, checked my email, and attempted to wake a very sleepy Sooky from her slumber. After getting dressed for work, I headed out into the semi-gloomy Seoul morning and walked to the subway station. The train came right away and I was happy to see that my usual car was not as busy as it usually is, and saw seats available. As the doors opened, a loud voice could be heard coming from a scruffy looking man seated next to the doors. My already bland mood sunk even further as I sat between two businessmen sitting opposite Mr. Scruffy.

As I sat, I wondered if Mr. Scruffy would direct his loud voice at me and invite my attention. Thankfully he did not, and he continu
ed to look toward the back of the car and ramble on and on. Mr. Scruffy was speaking loudly, sometimes screaming, sometimes waving his hands, and regrettably, only quiet for brief periods of time. He didn¡¯t seem drunk or violent, but he did seem agitated. At no time did he swear or confront any individual person. He was just a bit crazy.

I thought about taking my camera out an
d snapping a photo of him, but decided against it. Instead, I tried to get a shot of him with my camera phone. I held it as if I were watching something on my phone and snapped a few pics. In my paranoid haste, I was unable to focus properly.

He finally got off nine stops later, and the seats around him quickly filled up and I continued on in peace and quiet.